Tuesday 30 January 2024

Tiplady Farm: 30-01-2024

 

 Let's get these jobs sewn up.

As January came to an end this week, so did the job that the NCVs began in December - namely the laying of the hedge at Tiplady Farm. There wasn't much to do, but it couldn't be left any longer.  Not only that, there was a little matter of 500 unplanted hedge trees remaining from a scouts' hedge planting event at the farm a few days earlier. They would have to be inserted into the soil asap. It was a very apt task to be doing on the day that it was announced that there are 250,000 miles of hedges in the UK. Enough to go around the Earth 10 times - 11 if the NCVs managed to finish the job!!

"Did they finish?" I hear you ask. Well - read on to find out....

 
First of all - the hedge laying. Here's the
 section that still needed to be done.
 
OK Dave - chop chop! 

 
This was not the easiest of sections
 if you were working on the road side.
 
There was lots of teamwork...
 
...and some seriously good pleaching going on.

 
Osian could only look on in awe 
as Paul demonstrated his laying skills.
Even the highland cow watched in amazement.  

Eventually the stems were laid
and the rails in place. 
The job was complete!!
 
This trio stood and admired their work from one side....
 
...while these three admired from the other.
Clearly the new hats are causing NCV head 
shapes to change. Anyone who wears one suffers
 from 'Pyramid Head' - a little known condition
 which, until now, has only ever been seen in 
the upper reaches of the Zambeze.

Whilst team A did the laying, team B 
slithered down the muddy hill ...
 
...to plant these chaps.
"We shall have them done by coffee time
said Anita gaily." WRONG!!
 
Landowner Kim drove the trees
spirals and canes down to the work site.

Here the NCVs found special frames to 
ensure planting was done in two parallel lines.
Of course this would only work if the trees 
could actually be inserted where they 
were meant to go.

"Well the ground is nice and wet so
surely that shouldn't be a problem?"
 
"No - but the underlying layer of glacial 
drift deposits and the large number
 of tree roots are."
It was time to get the metal bars out.

And the lump hammers and masonry chisels.
Ker Pow!!

And it didn't help that some 
trees were very rooty!!

Slowly but surely trees were planted 
and protected with spirals.

The frames were moved along 
as more and more were done.

Energy levels were maintained by 
copious quantities of cakes, kindly
 provided by both landowner Janet 
(thanks Janet!!)...

...and Liz. (Thanks Liz!)

Luckily the hedge layers had 
finished by lunchtime...

...so could act as the cavalry,
 galloping to the aid of
 the hedge planters.
The job was sewn up by 1:30pm.

This left us time to have a nosy around
 Kim's barn, where he keeps his 
collection of old vehicles.

This old fire engine was used in the
film 'The Return of the Mummy'!!

And here's Ken, modelling
an army helmet, standing next
 to an old US army jeep.
 
Another world war two vehicle - 
motor bike and metal side car.
 
And here's the newspaper
 that was on the front seat.
 
There was an eclectic mix of all kinds of vehicles....

...including an old circus wagon! 

However, the real show stoppers were Jenson 
(19 hands in his stocking heavy horse shoes)...

...and his friend Roxy, a real little beauty.
Both had been rolling in the mud
and were as grubby looking as the NCVs!

Tuesday 23 January 2024

Glasshouses verge: 23-01-2024

 

Yes. It was determination that was required this week. That Glasshouses hedge just HAD to be finished off. There are lots of other jobs on the NCVs' list of things to do during the winter and they could not afford to spend any more time on this one. Determination was also needed as the weather was dreadful. Having left off early due to snow last week, the NCVs were subjected to heavy rain this week and could only bear working through until lunchtime. Despite this they got the job done - as you can see below!

 
This is what still needed doing.
 
 
However, there was a lot of brash laying 
around from  last week's attempt to
 get the job done, with more being generated 
by the minute. Luckily a band of happy 
brash carriers soon sorted that out. 
 
Thanks Will - a very tidy dead hedge. 
The wildlife will love it! 

Further down the line pleaching got underway.

What's that Phil?
Rain is running down your neck?
Never mind that - just focus your 
attention on cutting off that stob properly.

No - they weren't using a washing line prop.
This was a high level spec pruning implement.
 
Now - you lay down there and that's me done.
 
Luckily Liz was there with her trusty chainsaw.
This cut the job time down so that 
workers could go home before trench foot set in.
 
There you go. Job's a gud 'un.
 At last! The hedge was now complete. Time to party!!

 
Well - time to have a very delayed 
drip dry and coffee break back
 at the barn before going home for lunch.

Tuesday 16 January 2024

Glasshouses verge: 16-01-2024

 

Let's get the job finished!!

Having left off laying the Glasshouses verge hedge before Christmas, the NCVs were back to complete the job. After all, it doesn't do to leave a hedge two thirds laid, does it?

And here they all are, laying as if their lives depended on it (not that they did). The finishing line was in sight. However - snow was forecast!!

 
 Given the forecast, there 
was an excellent turn out.
What's everyone looking at?
 
What a sight for sore eyes. 
Everyone was thinking -
"I'm not going to do that bit!" 

Some went off to the section at the
 far end that was already prepared.

However, other brave souls started 
to prepare that horrible bit.

It certainly seemed that the
 sun shone on the righteous.
 
Anita did some high wire balancing practice,
 ready for her performance
 in the big top this evening. 
 
Snow clouds started to gather 
as the morning drew on.

Everyone enjoyed the minature 'Fat Rascals' 
and jam tarts that Liz had made. 
Thanks Liz!!

There was some extremely high 
level pruning required in places.

And all the brash got carried off to here...

...where Anita and Ros got busy dead hedging.

By close of play they had constructed 
a hedge 'par excellence'!

As the snow got heavier so it was decided 
that the job couldn't be finished.
Instead, the rails were added to
 all the completed sections.
 
There you go - that should help keep 
it all intact if the wind gets up.
 
Pity we couldn't get around to the final 
bit. Something to savour next time.

 Finally - many thanks to Jan who has taken a good deal of time to make this bespoke storage unit for the NCVs' billhooks and small axes. Thanks Jan - well done!!