Tuesday 17 March 2020

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible: 17-03-2020

Thanks to this rather unpleasant looking blob all NCV tasks have been cancelled until further notice.

Rats! What are we all going to do with ourselves on a Tuesday? 
No feeling like you are doing something useful. 
No humorous banter with the gang. 
No 'green gym'.
No 'Audrey's Flapjack'. *

On the other hand....
No aching muscles. 
No coming home smelling like kippers. 
No muddy clothing to wash.

Do these benefits outweigh the disadvantages? 

No! No! No!
Down with Corona Virus.

Let's hope it runs its course and leaves us alone soon.
In the meantime - keep safe. 
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.


* Note to all NCVs - Audrey made us a tin of flapjack for this week. She is now going to have to eat it all herself. At least she won't starve when all the shops run out of food.

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