Once
more unto the pleach!
Tuesday
was a momentous day. First my triumphant
return to NCV activity, from which I have been absent for far too long and,
second, we were hedge laying!
So
to be clear:
The
location: Low Lindrick Farm
The
weather: Crisp but sunny
The
activity: Hedge Laying
We
were met at the farm by Charlie, a professional hedge layer and our tutor for
the day. Once assembled we were ferried
to the site, which I discovered on arrival was also a competition site,
conveniently and professionally laid, and we would be carrying on laying the
rest of the hedge; so - no pressure there then!
Charlie launched into
the safety brief and introduced us to the tools that are used in hedge laying. Bill hooks, axes, bow saws, mallets, loppers
and, if all else fails, a chainsaw. All
equipment we are familiar with... So far so good!
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The tools of the hedge layer's trade - sharpened and at the ready.
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Charlie
then set us our first task of the day, stripping out excess branches/twigs from
the hedge to leave suitable straight stems for laying. Even better, most of us
are never happier than when lopping and sawing and we spent the first half of
the day stripping out and tidying around the base of the hedge.
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Expert tuition from Charlie, for the novice hedge
layers, on how to 'front up' a hedge ready for laying.
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Jan demonstrates how to check your hedge is well 'fronted' -
it has to be almost completely scalped to allow a person to fit through
Just
before lunch we were stopped for the second demo, pleaching and laying the
hedge... Crunch time! We watched Charlie
demonstrate the techniques, then returned to finish up stripping out before
stopping for lunch which was spent in the shelter of the adjacent woodland where we shared flapjack
and admired our surroundings. The
various styles of laying were discussed (we were learning the Yorkshire style)
and it was decided that perhaps we were creating the Nidderdale style.
When
we returned to work we were armed with bill hooks and ready to start laying! Charlie
definitely made it look easy, first you make your pleach at a height roughly
twice the height of the stem diameter.
When Charlie did this it took a few well placed strokes with the bill
hook; when it was our turn, suffice it to say that on the larger specimens this
took a little longer and the end result was, for want of a better word,
feathered! (At least it was for me.)
Ros K and Angela start pleaching and
laying the remaining stems.
Once
the pleach is successfully in place the stems can be laid to the back of the
hedge line. It wasn't easy but with each
pleach (nicely rhyming!) the quality of the cutting was improving. After a few stems were down it was time to
start weaving. This was achieved by
hammering (hand sharpened!) stakes into the line of the hedge and then weaving
the stems between them. Again the theory is simple enough but in practice
manhandling blackthorn and hawthorn in a direction it doesn't want to go is not
for the faint hearted. As evidence I found scratches all over my arms and legs
at the end of the day.
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Chris G and Ros E quietly contemplate the pleaching
and weaving they have done. Although it looks as if they
have completely destroyed the hedge it should regenerate
into a thick, stock-proof barrier (they hope!)
Hannah and Dave ended up with an
impenetrable hedge - top marks
for these two experts!
John stands back to admire the
newly laid hedge as it takes shape.
Charlie
was on hand throughout the day, chainsaw at the ready for the tougher stems and
dispensing aid and advice to the novices among us. The work was carried out
along the hedge in sections (two of us to each) until by 4pm the task was
completed and the site tidied. All in all a fabulous day, with new skills
learned in excellent company and we must extend our heartfelt thanks to Charlie
who dealt with our questions and pleas for help with patience and enthusiasm.
That's
all from me for now, till next time,
Em 1
Editor's note - it was decided that hedge laying blog entry was ripe for an additional glossary. Em 1 starts us off with the following:
To
pleach - to make a diagonal cut close to the base of the stem
Pleaching
- the process of making the cut
Pleacher
- one who is pleaching
Pleachee
- the stem to receive the pleaching cut
Impleachable
- a stem capable of being pleached
Un-impleachable
- a stem incapable of being pleached
A hedge laying related song from bygone days: ‘Son of a pleacher man’
Any
suggested puns on the word pleach should be submitted in the comments section!
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Thanks for this entry Em 1. Whilst working we also considered if:
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b) those who were pleaching were guilty of 'pleachicide'
It has just occurred to me - would a hedge found laying on the sea shore be a 'pleached hedge'?
Would two hedge layer friends meeting after a long absence be very 'pleached to see each other'?
Sorry!
Ros (E)
Tony has asked for the following additions to be made to the glossary. For some reason his computer would not let him post a comment himself so I'm posting on his behalf.....
ReplyDelete- Has a whitebeam been pleached by the sun?
- Should greedy Hedge Fund managers be impleached?
- Can you impleach someone for hedging their bets?
- Can you say that a well laid hedge has a pleachy bottom?
Anita has also asked for this one to be posted on her behalf:
ReplyDeleteOver-pleached = coppiced (whoops!)
And another from Chris G via my email inbox.....
ReplyDeleteCould the quality of our workmanship (sorry, workpersonship) be described as : supercalifragilisticexpleachalidocious?
No, thought not.
Chris G
Didn't the expert hedge laying crooner, Englebert Humperdink, once get to number one in the hit parade with 'Pleach release me lay me low'?
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