Tuesday 20 August 2024

Glasshouses verge: 20-08-2024

 

 
Final task for August.
 Hope sprang eternal.

Yes - believe it or not, this week brought the NCVs to their last task in August. They are to have a day off next Tuesday, seeing it will be the August Bank holiday week.

They were left wondering what the task may be until the very last minute. Possibilities mentioned were either a final balsam fling on the Nidd, to catch any blighters that had grown since their first foray a few weeks ago, or scything on the Glasshouses verge. The NCVs hoped against hope that it would be the latter.

In the event it turned out to be ................SCYTHING! Hurray!  No more balsam! Practise your swings and get cracking.....

 
Get those scythes sharpened first.
 

 
Hang on - I just need to remember 
how to put the scythe together. 


 
One team worked along the
 road edge on the ridge.
 
 
Of course, the ridge is everyone's
 least favourite bit as it is not 
flat and easy to do.

Another team worked down the 
opposite edge, next to the hedge.
This year the council are going
to do the easy bit down the middle.

Of course the scythers were
supported by the grass removers.
Tom raked and filled the barrow...

...which Friedy whisked off along the road...
 
....to Ruth who shifted the grass
that was deposited at her feet....

....to the ever increasing heap by the hedge.
That's right ladies. Keep that
heap from getting too big for its boots.

Hoy. Dave - the barrow is for 
transporting the grass - not you!

Another grass transportation tool 
was the tarp and the builder's bag.
 
Unfortunately the high wind didn't 
help as the fabfic filled up with air 
en route to Ruth.
 
 
Hang on a minute.
What do we need wood for? 

Well - see this slope down to the picnic benches?

With a bit of yogic bending...
 
....then a bit of digging and joinery magic....
..."Izzy whizzy let's get bizzy"....

A set of bespoke steps 
suddenly appeared.
Thanks Osian and Tom!

Oh - and Osian also used some 
wood to prop up this collapsing fence.

Now - what are you two doing?
 
Clearly not scything!

No - clearing the bridleway of brambles.
Good job chaps.

As well as a change of task 
there were biscuits left over 
from last week to enjoy during 
the breaktimes.

The path clearance job had taken its toll 
on Ken. Either that or he had
 eaten too many biscuits and needed
to sit down.

By 2pm everyone was
tired out and needed
to walk the half mile back to the barn.

They had made a good start on the job 
but a return visit will be needed.
 
The verge is gradually becoming more and more biodiverse. This year the flowers are really starting to get a hold. Oxeye daisies, knapweed and meadow vetchling were in abundance and the common spotted orchids that appeared last year have flourished again this year.
For a full wildflower list click HERE (this list does not include the many grasses that are also present).

Tuesday 13 August 2024

NCVs' barn: 13-08-2024

Those of you who have been following this blog for some time will recall that, during the previous Olympic games in Tokyo, GB entered a team in the newly designated sport of Himalayan Balsam Pulling. It was, of course, the NCVs who made up that team. When they are on hand why would the British committee chose anyone else? We saw them in training at the time and heard that they achieved a gold medal in the actual event.

This year the NCVs sent a team to Paris to represent GB in yet another new sport - the Barn Sorting and Tool Auditing (BSTA) event. Now that the final ceremony is over, we can finally access the Paris Match photo archives (English Translation) to see the results of the 2024 BSTA event. Read below for coverage....

 
Gold again! 
Well Done GB NCVs!

 
This is what faced the NCVs as they 
entered their area of the stadium. 
It was not going to be a walk in the park.

 
The NCVs wasted no time when the starting 
gun fired.The area had to be emptied.
Brenda ran out with
a loaded wheelbarrow... 
 
...closely followed by Tony with another. 
 
Their rivals were left standing
as Paul raced past with 
the heavy brush cutter.
 
The parade of wheeled transportation 
was seemingly endless. 

Although it was not all plain sailing.
Olympic officials had thrown in some
hard to handle hay rakes which almost 
got Ken disqualified.
 
To avoid him coming to 
grief, he was given the task of 
taking numbered photos of the various 
tools, matching these to an inventory list.
This endless job he handled like a pro.
The judges were impressed.
 
 
There was no stopping Mick, who 
moved seemlessly from one dirty job...

...to another and is now 
considering turning professional.
 
Eventually the barn was virtually empty ...
 
...and the car park was completely full.
 
The team was able to relax
 at the end of the first round.

They took the opportunity to celebrate
assistant 'Boss' Ros's 70th birthday
with balloons...
 
...presents...

...and a cake.
 
Then Amy put her creative skills to good
 use and marked dozens of handles 
with an eye catching red paint.
 
Handyman Paul was deployed on any 
tasks that required ingenuity and tool use.
 
Honorary NCV Harry 
got busy on the outside,
clearing the debris.
 
Meanwhile it was now time to start putting 
everything back into the barn
TIDILY!! 
 
The Olympic committee had ensured 
high class facilities were on site
at the rear of the workshop. 
 
An empty cane denoted they were vacant.
A 'gilet jaune' denoted they were engaged.
 
The Olympic officials had done their best
 to make life difficult for the contestants...
 
 
...but the NCVs managed to work their magic...
 
...without breaking a sweat.
 This is truly an outstanding group of 
sportsmen and women. No wonder 
they managed to claim the gold medal.