Tuesday 7 May 2024

Summerstones: 07-05-2024

Pateley Pigeon Post

 7th May 2024

  Practice makes perfect

by A. Hack

This week the NCS took part in a performance of Mozart's little known opera, "The Magic Tree Tube", something they have been rehearsing for the last three weeks. The event took place in the impressive setting of the Summerstones estate in the wilds of Upper Nidderdale, where the group had left a section of hillside untouched during their previous practice sessions so that the audience would gain a more realistic experience. 

As  opera buffs amongst our readers may be aware, the plot of "The Magic Tree Tube" follows the adventures of Prince Tamino and his companions in their quest to find a magical tree tube - one that can remain vertical whatever the windspeed and biodegrade as soon as it is no longer needed.

The performance went off without a hitch - as you can see from the pictures below. The NCVs gave their all and the audience were overcome with emotion. It was a never-to-be-forgotten experience that fully deserves a 5 star rating from this critic.

 

 
Here the Queen of the night (Liz) can be seen
 sending the group off through the forest 
of darkness on their quest.

 
She had provided them with tools imbued
 with magical powers to help keep them safe.
 
Off the brave adventurers strode 
singing the song that became the repetitive 
 underlying motif of the opera - 
"Magic Tree Tube, wherefore art thou?". 

 
The audience held its breath as Prince Tamino 
fell to his knees and sang the aria 
 "Oh tube, oh tube, are you the one we seek?"

 
Papageno, in true comedic style, 
wielded an enchanted lump hammer to restore
 non-magical tubes to their intended position
 singing 'Take that oh useless tube".
 How the audience laughed.
 
Pampino's mournful aria
 "A treeless tube is such a sad sight" 
had everyone weeping....

...as did the sight of Parmigiano 
struggling to right this poor tree, singing
"How I hate to see you laid so low."
 
 
 Petronello wrestled with a marauding tube 
that was intent on doing damage to the Prince. 
Her rendition of "Begone oh tube from hell"  
had the audience cheering. 
 
Parmigiano's lifelike struggle with a pile 
of reluctant tubes, whilst yodelling the aria 
"Yooooou will not get the better of meeeeee!", 
had the audience biting their nails.


 
The duet "That's you lot found to be less than magical" 
was sung beautifully by Pimpinella  and Pompodoro.
 
 
As the opera reached its climax,
 dozens of non-magical tubes had been captured,
 but not a single magical one had been found. 

 
There was thunderous applause from the audience 
as Prince Tamino, singing
"This fruitless quest it over"
finally came to the realisation that the 
magical tree tube would never be found. 
At last the group could return to their families.

Tuesday 30 April 2024

Hackfall Woods: 30:04:2024

 

 
The Inspector Calls

Report generated 30-04-2024 by the National NCV Inspectorate OFVol.

Dear Volunteer Co-ordinator

Thank you for allowing the OFVol inspectors to accompany your group of conservation volunteers in Hackfall Woods today.  It is a number of years since standards within the group were checked and the inspectorate felt that an inspection without notice was the best way to ensure a true picture was gained of how you and your colleagues operate. Our findings, supported with photographic evidence, are set out below.

Morale within the team.

This appeared high throughout the day despite the often demanding nature of the tasks and the group being under seige from swarms of viscious, giant sized midges. These can be seen as grey flecks on many of the pictures.

The group worked well as a team and supported each other throughout. 

It was heartening to see the more experienced members of the group cascading skills to newer members - such as during the construction of a dead hedge.

GRADE: Outstanding 

Uniform.

Although the majority of the group were wearing the correctly logo'd outfits, there were some who were flouting the regulations with regard to the new 'National Landscapes' insignia. As these were, in the main, new to the group, this issue will be set as a 'target for improvement' rather than a point of failure requiring special measures.

 It was also noted that only one member of the team had access to a much needed midge head-dress. You are advised to inform your group that they would be wise to purchase one of these given climate change and the likelihood of increased numbers of insect attacks.

GRADE: Area for improvement

Skills.

 Each volunteer seemed to have a good grasp of the knowledge and skills needed to carry out their tasks.


We were particularly impressed with this NCV's abilty to create a roman mosaic like surface with what he found to hand.


Another NCV , clearly very keen to maintain high standards of workmanship, used the little known (but extremely effective) method of checking stones against the 'Wobbability Scale' - first devised in 1904.

 GRADE: Outstanding

Health and safety.

 Tools were deployed effectively and safely. 

 We were impressed by the NVC who was able to use a spade whilst, at the same time, practising yoga and doing a deep forward bend.

Everyone finished the day in one piece and no injuries were sustained. We were glad to see that you called a halt to the task when one member of the group became too exhausted to stand.

Sufficient first aid kits were available, if they had been needed, including a defibrillator.


.GRADE:
Outstanding

Cake provision.

 This was sadly lacking. Luckily volunteers were able to provide their own sustenance to maintain energy levels during breaks.

GRADE: Could do better

 Planned outcomes of the day.

The target for the day was achieved - namely a set of usable steps was created to allow visitors to enter the woodland in safety. 

This was a great improvement on what had previously been a slippery soil slope when work got underway.

This couple felt the steps were of excellent quality when asked to test them out. Two other walkers declared that they would no longer have to go down sideways.

The dirction to be followed was clearly demarcated.

GRADE: Outstanding

OVERALL GRADE:  It is felt that a single word assessment in this case would be inappropriate as there were only two minor points for improvement, which would have downgraded an otherwise excellent outcome to inadequate.

Next inspection due between Jan 2026 and December 2027.

Signed: Montague Arbuthnot 

Tuesday 23 April 2024

Summerstones: part 2 : 23/04/2024

 
TRUE GRIT

This week was not for the faint hearted. Having already undertaken one day of tree management in bad weather on the Summerstones estate near Scarhouse, only those NCVs who had the requisite levels of perseverance could be expected to turn out a second time.

But turn out they did - as you can see below; AND the weather was not too bad either.

 
Right - let's set up base camp
 here and get busy.
 
How many tree tubes 
can you carry this week Roy? 
 
Well - here's another one for him. 
 
 
This one can keep its tube for a bit longer.
 
 Yes - this one too. 
 
Oh dear.
Anyone got a right angled tube? 
 
Time for a bit of a lie down. 
 
New NCV Amy seemed to
 thoroughly enjoy her first task day.
 
 Tubes kept mounting up... 
 
....and getting carried away. 
 
Thank goodness for the Tubex
tree tube recycling scheme!! 
 
Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.
Anyone? 

Tuesday 16 April 2024

Hedge Nook Cottage, Laverton: 16-04-2024

  

An ongoing theme.

This week trees were, once again, on the agenda. The NCVs needed to plant 400 saplings, at Hedge Nook Cottage in Laverton, before the tree planting season comes to an end.

Luckily, they were cell grown. This meant that there were no unruly bare roots to deal with.

So - did the trees get planted? Read on to find out.

 
Everyone needed to listen carefully
 to the complicated instructions. 
Hang on - what's that orange thing on
 the floor next to the yellow rucksack?

 
It's our very own, brand
 new, defribrillator!!
Let's hope we never need it!

Now - let's get these trees
 transported to the planting area.
 
Talking of which - there was a sea of
 stakes and tubes being positioned
 at the top of the field....

...as well as on the steep bank below.

However, thanks to hard
 working NCVs like Brenda...

...and Paul, what looked chaotic
gradually turned into a fully 
formed plantation.

Small leaved lime anyone?

Liz: "Now David - what species
 have we here?"
David: " I think that it may be a tree of 
some sort, but I can't be 100% sure."
 
When Dave (aka The Red Peril) attacked
 David's outstretched arm, Liz realised that 
it was clearly time for a sustenance break! 

Inside the stable a banquet 
had been laid out. Many thanks to
 landowner Richard for the goodies!!
 
Outside the gang reclined on various 
chaise longues...
 
... whilst partaking 
of their refreshments. 
 
After lunch all that remained to be 
done was to plant the remaining 80
 trees as a hedge, alongside the track. 
 
Stumpy the dog, who loved fetching sticks,
occasionally hindered proceedings 
by picking up saplings that had
been laid out ready for planting.